Bo’s Facts and Trivia September 2015

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A BIKER IF:

Your wife has ever asked you to move your bike so she could see the TV better.
You wave at passing bikers even when you’re in your car.
When you plan a vacation, you set up time to visit the bike shops first.
Your bird can repeat “This is the Police”, with uncanny accuracy.
Your best friends are named after reptiles.
You quit your job to go to Sturgis.
If you have ever found a grasshopper in your beard.
If you don’t wave to sport bike riders cause you don’t want to drop your tools.
You have tools for your bike but none of them work on your wife’s car.
You last party had more bikes than cars.
You spent more money on your bikes than on your education.
Every time you buy something, you wonder what you could have got for your bike with the money.

YOU ARE “NOT” A BIKER IF:

If you can’t figure out why the battery on your new bike won’t stay charged.
If you refer to your bike as your “toy”.
If you really believe that there are bikes that come customized from the factory.
If the last time you went to the Harley dealer you came home with golf balls and a t-shirt.
If you leave your garage door open just so people can see your bike.
If you stop 10 miles from Sturgis to unload your bike so you can ride in.
If you think the models in the catalogs are what bikers are supposed to look like.
If when you buy your bike you start calling everyone “Bro.”
The only time you’ve thrown up is when you’ve had the flu.
You might not be a biker if you’re reading this and taking notes on how to be more like a real biker.

Harley Davidson Number 1

Trivia Question of the Month:

Question: Harley introduced the number “1” logo in 1970, what inspired the design, was it:
A.) Mert Lawwill’s win as the AMA Grand National Champion.
B.) Harley motorcycle sales makes them number 1 in the country.
C.) Willie G really liked the song “One” by Three Dog Night.

 

 

 

Answer to last month’s trivia question:

Question: Indian Larry was a lone wolf (no club,)
But Larry did belon

g to a club and he had a club tattoo on his right arm. What club did Larry belong to?

Answer: Indian Larry was a member of “the Coney Island Polar Bear Club” and had the tattoo to prove it.

Bo’s Monthly Words of Wisdom:
“If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives”

UNTIL NEXT MONTH
“Live to Ride or Step Aside”

Written by Bo
“The Hog Shoppe”