Air Out Your Laundry – July 2015

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Dear Readers,

Its’ been a wild and crazy month. I have tried to get out of the house to have some fun, but unfortunately school has taken over my life. I know, I know, it will pay off in the long run for sure. Some of you know that I have been wanting to work in the pharmacy for a while, but with having a house and the responsibilities that goes along with it, school was put off.

Anyhow, a lot of you follow me online so you know what’s going on in my life. Now I will get right over to Air out Your Laundry.

 

++ Dear Mistress,

I can’t get past this one, I’m hoping you can steer me in the right direction. My girlfriend and I were in a very compromising position undressed in her bedroom. Low and behold her 24 year old daughter walks in without knocking and screams on the top of her lungs…of course my girl screams also. She then shoo’s me out of the house and says call her tomorrow, which I still haven’t done.

 

~~ Dear gone South,

It certainly went south. A 24 yr old walking in someone’s room without knocking is RUDE. Do you need this nonsense, or was she that good in the sack?

 

++ Dear Mistress,

There is a guy who I just want to have a one night stand with. I’m involved and completely head over heels with my guy, but there is this guy I can’t get out of my head.

 

~~ Dear Slut,

You’re not in love, so give the good guy up to a nice girl because you’re only wasting his time.

 

++ Dear Mistress,

I’m not the prettiest girl, but I’m not homely either. I do have a lot to offer, but when I ride with my guy friends they treat me like one of the boys. The problem is this, I really like one of my guy friends, but I don’t think he realizes that my attention towards him is more than friendship. It seems to go right over his head.

 

~~ Dear Man-Friend,

I suggest this – The next time you go riding tell him yours is in the shop, get dolled up and ride with him. From there, well, I guess tell him straight out how you feel. You never know how he feels! Good Luck and keep us posted!

 

++ Dear Mistress,

My girl friend is gorgeous, smart, sweet, sexy and just all around amazing, but she is a burping and farting machine. Doesn’t matter where we are, she lets it rip.

 

~~ She’s really amazing?

If she is so amazing why are you writing in to me?

 

++ Dear Mistress,

I’ve been so depressed. I don’t have a girl, I lost my job and I had to get rid of my bike because I don’t have a job…….

 

~~ Complaints, complaints,

Holy crap, get off your duff and get a job and stop wasting my time with your BS write in.

 

PSA:

July 11th 7th Annual PFC Joseph Dwyer Freedom Run

July 19th 2015 Sticky Finger Run

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