Air Out Your Laundry 1-16

air out laundry_imgageDear Readers,
I can’t believe how time is flying, where did this year go to? As I take a look back over this year, I’ve come a long way between work and school. This past year was a long, hard, haul and I now have all my eggs in a basket getting ready for my certification. Now that the study part is over, I was hoping to get out and about. Hopefully for the Ice Breaker Bash! I miss everyone and need to get out and terrorize!!
Anyhow, let’s see what we have this month! xoxox The Great Holy ******* Cannoli
Dear Mistress,
That’s what I know you as and that’s what I’m gonna call you. I got a problem, my 12 year old kid just got a quad from his father (obviously we are divorced), and we don’t mind the quad in the garage, but my kid decided to throw out all of my husband’s stuff and put his Harley on the side of the house to make a shop for himself. There was also some stuff from neighborhood kids with repair tags on them………

~Hahaha, that’s one motivated kid. Depending on your town, get or build a shed for your son, or for your hubby’s Harley. Ya never know what this kid’s future is. Tell him I’m bringing my truck over for some body work next week.

Dear Geri,
A guy friend of mine has been divorced for a while, he and I do a lot of things together and I am starting to have feelings. I want to tell him, but I don’t think I’m his type. I’m a little chunky and his eyes are always roaming towards the skinny ones with fake boobs.

~Chicken Little, most men look. Annoying but harmless. Talk to him!

Dear G,
Been a while since I’ve written in. I just wanted to update you on my boyfriend, we are still together and…

~Dip stick, I know your stupid email address *happy happy*. You maybe together, but he still is married. It’s all over the social media, you have no shot over his wife, she’s gorgeous and their pictures are so adorable!!

To Whom It May Concern,
I recently caught up with an old fling behind my guys back. It was harmless meeting of drinks…

~Skuz-bucket, meeting up behind your guys back is the first sign that it isn’t harmless – and you know it.

Yo G,
Check it out, I got my bike like I said.

~And you still haven’t spent a day in rehab or AA. Let’s see where this gets ya – dirt nap or DWI? Some people are so stupid!

Hey Geri,
Saw your guy out the other day, where were you while he was chatting up a storm…

~Home in his bed waiting…jealous? Ya should be!

Okay folks it’s a wrap. The silly session is over and I hope it was as entertaining for you as it was for me!
Have something to rant about? Write me at: The mistres625@gmail.com