Air Out Your Laundry | Aug. 2014

For Entertainment Purposes…Mine!

Dear Readers,

I don’t know about any of yo,u but life has been very kind to me these past couple of months. Don’t know what’s going on with the “Big Guy In The Sky” but I am very grateful for all the kindness that has been coming my way. Now to get a few dollar signs with it and things will be SWEET!! My personal life has been amazing and I’m at a stand-still with book sales…..anyway….if you have some times on your hands and need a fast funny read go to Amazon.com and download my book “52 Weeks Of Mayhem” Now go read Air…..XoXo The Mistress

++ Dear Mistress,

The guys and I (all in our mid 60s) were out riding recently, one of the guys who is a friend of a friend who happens to be married is getting on my nerves. This fool is always hitting on very young girls, the way he talks is creepy and just disturbing. We have asked this friend not to invite him because we are embarrassed. Girls have slapped him, thrown beers at him and we have been asked to leave places ……………..

~~ Dear Hands On

Seriously, since your friend disrespects your wishes and keeps bringing “Handy Boy”, don’t ask him out any longer and if you see him with the handy jack wad, get up and leave, he’ll get the hint.

++ Dear Mistress,

My wife has gotten the itch to ride. Anytime I ride she goes with me unless its work. I don’t think this is a good idea. Her driving skills are horrendous, she doesn’t pay attention to where she is going, barely stops for stop signs and in the past two years she has had at least 3 accidents rear-rending people. How do I prevent her from riding?

~~ Dear Ryder,

It seems like you love her so there goes plan A……. On to plan B. This may be a phase, so let her flap her jaws meanwhile lock that bike up and make sure you have the keys!!

++ Dear Mistress,

I work in this cool biker bar and the money is decent, I want to know if there is a book or an online site where I can learn the lingo so I can pull more tips in and ……………..

~~ Hey Lilly Lingo your probably one of those young twits with a squeaky voice and big boobs to match your foolishness…….SMMFH

++ Dear Mistress,

I’ve been in an on and off relationship with this guy, Sammy, for many years. This past weekend he started with me in the bar because I was talking with a guy who is into S & M and I regularly flirt around with…………………..

~~ Your on and off with someone and you S & M with someone else………******* Hoe

Geez, I don’t know where they come from but they are coming in droves ……. until next month

xoxo The Mistess

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